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Porn Expert
3943 days on xHamster
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2.8K subscribers
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Personal information
I am:
Human
From:
The D, Michigan, United States
Seeking:
Nobody
Education:
PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Occupation:
Like a Grey's Anatomy resident... but you know, only IRL
Income:
Average
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Star sign:
Virgo
What I look like
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Body type:
Athletic
Hair length:
Bald
Hair color:
Hairless
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

A few things:

1. About Porn:
I put stuff I enjoy but I am a purveyor of quality horizontal mambo that steps out of my bread and butter. I'm comfortable about sexuality so every so often, I post or favor something I find different/titillating/interesting; something that if you step beyond your static construct, can appreciate sexual fluidity and may even say to yourself, "man that is HOT". In short, I have preferences but I like exciting content. So I try to give the people what they want.... to an extent. Good porn is what brings the world together. That and Coca-Cola.

2. About Me:
Professional by day, companion by night. Porn and swing party addict. No plan to seek professional help in the foreseeable and unforeseeable future.

Personally, I enjoy juxtaposing major patterns - chaos & conservative, bold & bland, etc. Depending on how symmetrical/inventive you want to be, 3/4 layers can really change an outfit too. I like to take traditional expectations, then find a spin. Otherwise, I'll look like every other boring businesshead that puts a dress shirt under their Gap sweater. Or I can be lazy and contradict myself like jumbo shrimp... or a democratic republic...

3. About What Goes Up:
There are many things that need a good fight to be fought; and my porn content list isn't on my list of things that I am willing to die on the hill. Unless specifically indicated, most videos/pics/gif I post are reblog/retweet/re-whatever from traversing the dark web.... I don't own those contents or any of the masters unless I (a) state as my own original product (b) post from my own personal collection (shoutout to the O.G., Kazzaa) (c) free floating in the ether that is the world wide interweb. I would never actively try to steal from a post and repost (xHamster is pretty good on preventing duplicates) nor would I bamboozle from an established amateur or vendor page/site. That being said, if there is a slip through the cracks, then there is a legit gripe. If this is your livelihood and I'm taking food off the table for your babies or if you are the original content holder (i.e. that's legitaitely YOU in the video/pics/gif, you can establish having a hand in it's production, or can direct me to the original site to verify ownership) and posting content for free as a labor of love, but you want to control your content and/or gave no permission to reproduce, then let me know- I have no prob with being reasonable and working with you. I have mad love and respect for the people who put the entertainment out there for the masses so that we can pop the corn and Academy Award clap on their performances well done... That being said: best come correct and check your tone at the door.

4. About Expanding the Circle of Friends, Acquaintances and Associates:
Not really about adding you if theres a lacking in posting... or heavy into password protecting... or blocking certain ppl from from seeing your page.
Let's all help give the people what they want!
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