Stranger Danger!

Asshole. Really? I went out, I bought us a bottle of wine to share, I got all dressed up, I thought we were gonna have a night for the two of us.

Seriously? You'd rather go spend it with your friends? Fine. I guess I will talk to you when I talk to you. Goodbye.

Asshole. God. All dressed up. No place to go.

My night. Oh my god. It's a hell of a time to break down, that's for damn sure.

Please, please be home. There's lights on.